Akpos calls a technical support helpdesk:
Akpos: Hello, I want to access my flash drive but I don’t know how to o about it.
Officer: Ok, double click “My computer”
Akpos: I can’t see your computer
Officer: No no, click on “My computer” on your computer
Akpos: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Officer: listen, There is an icon labeled “MyComputer” on your computer desktop Ok, double click it.
Akpos: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on your computer.
Akpos: On which icon do I have to click?
Officer: “My computer”
Akpos: Ooh God, what type of problem is this? Tell me where your office is. I’ll come there & click on your “computer.”

The Sharp Contractor